WCW MONDAY NITRO
LIVE FROM: UNIONDALE, NEW YORK
--Jeff Jarrett/Harris Brothers Interview
The Harris brothers said that the NWO were the elite and that the NWO was not dead, but
anyone that got in their way would be dead. Jarrett said that he outsmarted Kevin Nash,
was the number one contender and would become the new WCW champion. Kevin Nash appeared
(via satellite) but was not able to say much because the Harris brothers grabbed David
Penzer and told the truck that if they did not cut Nash off, they would break his neck.
Penzer was released. Kevin Nash, showed up (wheelchair bound) and said that Scott Hall and
Jeff Jarrett were both number one contenders, and would face Sid in a three way dance at
SuperBrawl. Nash ordered Jarrett to face Sid on Nitro tonight, saying it would soften both
men up for Scott Hall. Arriving at the arena, the Total Package was telling Ric Flair that
he needed to dump Arn Anderson, saying that AA has been riding the coattails of the Nature
Boy for years. Norman Smiley tried to convince his partners for the night, Lane and Idol,
to put on an Islanders jersey and take off the "Bargain Barn" shirts they were
wearing. Idol decided he would rather go to the club than wrestle.
Three Count versus Norman Smiley/Lane
Ms. Hancock distracted all the participants by dancing (to old Nitro girl music) on the
broadcast table. This distraction allowed Smiley to put Karagias in the Norman Conquest
for the win.
Winners: Norman Smiley/Lane via submission
Tank Abbott versus Rick Fuller
Before the bell, Abbott disposed of Three Count, who were STILL "performing" in
the ring. Big Al was escorted away from ringside after a confrontation with Abbott. In the
ring, Abbott laid out the returning Fuller with his right punch.
Winner: Tank Abbott via knockout
--Tank Abbot Interview
Abbott told Mike Tenay that he was the only true fighter to come out of the UFC. He also
stated that he boasts a 625 pound bench press. Abbott also stated he would face his former
bodyguard, Big Al at SuperBrawl in a "skins" match. This is where a jacket is
placed on a pole, and the first man to grab it takes the win.
--The Nitro girls returned to Monday Nitro.
--The Artist told Mene Gene he would make Psychosis his next hit on Thunder.
Vampiro/Kidman w/Torrie Wilson versus La Parka/The Artist w/Paisley
During the match, Vampiro left the match, angry at Kidman who was separating Torrie and
Paisley. The Artist took the win with a diving DDT from the top rope.
Winners: La Parka/The Artist via pinfall
--Jeff Jarrett demanded Terry Taylor make the match a title match. Taylor conferred with Nash who decided to let it be a title match. However, the U.S. title would be the title on the line which elated big Sid.
--Disco Inferno surprised Big Vito and Johnny the Bull with their families, who were in the arena having a wedding party, where Big Vito gave his sister money to put a down payment on a house. Vito's grandmother told him she did not want him to spit anymore. Daffney caught the bouquet as Crowbar and David Flair attacked and ruined the wedding reception.
Rhonda Sing versus Mona
Oklahoma introduced Madusa as the special referee, saying he finally found a place for
Madusa in the women's division. Sing smashed Mona by sitting on her chest after an
attempted sunset flip. Madusa was attacked by Sing. Oklahoma made the three count.
Winner: Rhonda Sing via pinfall
--Ric Flair told Mene Gene that Hulk Hogan would not be much of an obstacle for him and that he would take care of Terry Funk at the PPV after the Package got done breaking him in two.
The Total Package w/Liz versus Terry Funk
Luger was disqualified when the chair was brought into play. Luger attempted further
damage, but Arn Anderson pulled the chair out of the ring.
Winner: Terry Funk via disqualification
The Mamalukes (c) w/Disco Inferno versus David Flair/Crowbar w/Daffney versus
Harlem Heat w/J. Biggs *Tag Team Championship*
Flair hit Stevie Ray with a crowbar, allowing Big Vito to pin Ray for the win. The tag
champs were then severely attacked by both teams.
Winners: The Mamalukes via pinfall (Retain tag team champions)
--CCK said he was a great actor and that Dustin Rhodes was a terrible actor who would receive an acting and a wrestling lesson.
Bam Bam Bigelow (c) versus The Wall *Hardcore Championship*
The Bammer put down the big man with the Greetings from Asbury Park. Brian Knobbs attacked
the champ after the bell.
Winner: Bam Bam Bigelow via pinfall
--The Mamalukes and Disco Inferno, getting off of the stretchers, summoned Mene Gene and challenged Flair and Crowbar to an Italian stretcher match.
Dustin Rhodes versus CCK
Dustin put down CCK with a sidewalk slam.
Winner: Dustin Rhodes via pinfall
--Hulk Hogan told Mene Gene and reassured Jimmy Hart that he would take care of Ric Flair tonight.
Booker versus Demon
Booker took the win with the 110th Street Slam.
Winner: Booker via pinfall
Hulk Hogan versus Ric Flair
The match ended when Luger hit the ring. Jimmy Hart tried to punch Liz, but was stopped by
Luger. Funk tried to enter, but was taken out by Luger. In the end, Hogan cleared the ring
as Funk and Flair battled on the outside. Luger returned during Hogan's pose down and
repeatedly whacked him with the ball bat, and broke Hogan's arm with the chair.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via disqualification
--The Cat danced for the crowd saying that James Brown was too nervous to come out to the ring. The Maestro then told the Cat that he knew nothing about music. The Cat chased him to the back.
Sid Vicious (c) versus Jeff Jarrett (c) *U.S. Championship*
Jarrett attacked the referee. The Harris brothers hit the ring, attacking Sid, giving JJ
the chance not nail Sid with the guitar. Jarrett's referee Mark Johnson made the three
count on Sid.
Winner: Jeff Jarrett via pinfall