Fit Finlay is backstage telling Vampiro who his daddy is, but Vampiro isn't going to put up with it, Vampiro attacks Fit Finlay, and they brawl around, Vampiro pretty much dominates the little brawl.

Match 1: Kaz Hayashi vs. Psychosis w/ Juventud Guerrera

Psychosis and Kaz Hayashi are in the ring, but Juvi is on the mic, and says FINALLY HE HAS RETURNED TO NORTH CAROLINA. Kaz Hayashi, of the Young Dragons doesn't want to hear it and he knocks both Juvi and Psychosis out of the ring. Kaz goes right after Psychosis, throwing him back in the ring. Kaz slaps Psychosis in the face in the corner, Psychosis gets his feet up, but Kaz hits Psychosis with a spinning heel kick to send Psychosis down for a pin, but Kaz only gets two. Psychosis hits a front suplex on Kaz. The commentators talk about the Young Dragons, a fine new three man group of young Japanese wrestlers. Psychosis hits a snap-mare takeover on Kaz, but only gets a two count. Psychosis and Kaz roll on the ring, but Vampiro and Fit Finlay BRAWL into the ring, and then out of the ring and over the announcers table. Back to the match, Psychosis hits a top rope frankensteiner on Kaz, but Kaz kicks out at two. Kaz whips Psychosis into the rope and hits a belly to back suplex on Psychosis, but TAFKA Prince Iaukea and Paisley walk down. Kaz goes for a flying cross body block, but Psychosis kicks him with a drop-kick, Psychosis hits the guillotine legdrop from the top rope, but Psychosis is distracted by TAFKA Prince, Prince comes in hits Psychosis with the belt, Kaz rolls him up, and gets the pin.

Winner: Kaz Hayashi

After the match, Psychosis and Juventud double-team Prince, and chase Prince and Paisley away.

Tony and Mark talk about tonight's action packed show, but first they recap last weeks show. They show clips of Vampiro vs. Jarrett. Mark says Vampiro is almost as good as Jarrett, but almost isn't good enough. Tonight's main event is Jeff Jarrett and Heavy D against Sid Vicious and Vampiro. Also tonight, Ric Flair against Curt Hennig, in a return match from last Monday. Tony sends us backstage, where security is holding Vampiro and Fit Finlay apart. Vampiro keeps trying to kick Finlay, but can't reach. Jarrett and the Harris Boys are saying tonight will be too easy.

Mean Gene talks to the World Tag Champion Mamalukes. Johnny the Bull says he wont eat another cheese sandwich until they beat the Harris Boys at Uncensored.

Vampiro is shown very angry, he is throwing stuff around backstage.

-Commercial Break-

Out back, Team Package is arriving at the arena.

Match 2: Ron Harris vs. Big Vito

The Harris brothers come out together, as Big Vito comes with Johnny the Bull and Disco Inferno. Vito with a mafia kick on Harris. Vito whips Harris, but Harris reverses, Vito hits a Jumping DDT on Ron Harris. Big Ron rolls out of the ring, but Heavy D rolls back in and hits Big Vito with a chain, covers, and gets the win.

Winner: "Big" Ron Harris via Screwjob from Heavy D

Disco Inferno shows the referee what happened on Instant replay, and he reverses the decision, promptin the Harris Boys to come in the ring and Handcuff the Mamalukes to the ring and beat them down.

True Winner: Big Vito

The Harris Brothers drops a few H-Bombs in the ring. All kinds of security comes out to the ring, and the Harris Boys beat them down, the cops then come to the ring, but the Harris Boys beat on the cops. The Harris Boys retreat

Mean Gene is backstage talking to David Flair and Daffney, David says he's going to tear down the Wall tonight, because it's his 21st birthday.

-Commercial Break-

The Harris Boys are backstage being arrested. Jeff Jarrett is mad about it.

Match 3: David Flair w/ Daffney vs. The Wall

Nitro recaps the awesome chokeslam the Wall gave Crowbar on Thunder last week.

Wall beats Flair down and throws him outside the ring. Wall goes under the ring and brings out a table. Wall sets the table up outside the ring, and goes for another table. Wall runs over and stomps Flair down to the ground for good measure. Wall sets the two tables one on top of the other. Wall pushes Flair down again, and then goes after Daffney. (I would think Daffney would take down the tables). David gets back up and whacks Wall with the Crowbar. Flair showboats on the middle rope, Wall gets up and CHOKESLAMS FLAIR THROUGH THE TWO TABLES. The bell rings. Wall walks away, David Flair is attended to by trainer Danny Young. Daffney hovers over him crying, as Paramedics arrive at the scene. Terry Funk and Curt Hennig and Arn Anderson all come out to check on Flair, Hennig tells Arn to go back and get his dad.

Winner: The Wall

-Commercial Break-

Nitro comes back and recaps the chokeslam again.

Bam Bam Bigelow is yelling at the Wall backstage, telling him that breaking a kid in half isn't a way to get over, he says "What did I teach you?" the Wall decks Bam Bam.

Match 4: The Dog vs. Evan Karagis

The Dog takes on all three members of Three Count right from the opening bell. He quickly whips all members around and hits a Gorilla Press slam on Shannon Moore. Three Count triple teams the Dog, and Fit Finlay and Brian Knobbs come into the ring. The match turns into a 6 man brawl, as Finlay and Knobbs work on the other three count members outside the ring. The Dog and Evan finally get it on inside the ring. The Dog gets in the camera's face, and he has Red eyes, scary. Dog bites Karagis' ear. Karagis goes up top, Knobbs gets in and picks him up and hands him to the top on the top rope for a top rope body slam, the Dog covers and wins, the Dog goes for a munch on Evan's ear.

Winner: The Dog

Mean Gene is talking to Team Package backstage. Gene asks Luger about Sting vs. Luger for Uncensored. Luger says he hasn't found Sting anywhere, and that Sting is afraid of Luger. Gene asks Flair about his son, Flair says he's 21, he's a big boy, he only needs to worry about Hulkamania, WHOOO.

-Commercial Break-

Out back, Sid Vicious is talking to Vampiro, Vampiro says he will be there for Sid tonight.

Jeff Jarrett comes out with his women, and he sends them to the back, to boos from the fans. Jarrett says we witnessed a travesty of justice earlier tonight, and that Chapel Hill's finest treated the Harris Boys bad. He bashes Chapel Hill, calls the cops inbred. Jarrett asks why he should walk into the main event tonight without a partner. Jarrett makes an open offering for a partner, Jarrett announces that the Wall will be his partner tonight. (No crowd reaction).

Lane and Crowbar are talking backstage. They knock on the Demon' casket.

Curt Hennig comes to the ring intense for his match with Flair, NEXT.

-Commercial Break-

Match 5: Ric Flair vs. Curt Hennig

Flair and Hennig lock up, Flair goes into the corner, shop to Hennigs chest, Flair gets it reversed, Hennig gives Flair some chops of his own. Hennig with a back body drop. Flair with a side kick, Hennig goes down, Flair just turned the tide of the match using the ropes as leverage to keep Hennig from getting the pin. On the outside, Flair whips Hennig into the steel guardrail. Flair throws Hennig back into the ring, Hennig begs off. Flair stomps the leg of Hennig, obviously setting him up for the Figure Four. Hennig rolls to the outside, and is limping on his leg. Flair back in the ring, sweeps Hennig down, and snaps on the Figure Four leg lock. Hennig tries his hardest to get out, and flip it over, he lays down, Ref counts, only a one count. Hennig gets out, Flair attempts a backslide on Hennig, Hennig gets Flair down, only gets a two count though. Flair puts Hennig to the mat, Flair goes to the top rope, but Flair gets a hold of him and throws him off the top rope. Flair is begging in the corner now, Hennig takes Flair on, Package is down at ringside, but Hennig fends him off as well, Hennig gets whipped into the ropes, and Hennig hits the Hennig-plex on Flair, and gets the win.

The Package is in the ring, and gives the bat to Hennig. Flair has Terry Bolea's belt, (I refuse to call him Hulk) and he whips Hennig with it, arn Anderson comes out, and yells at Flair. Luger takes the chair to Hennig's arm. Arn tends to Hennig, Flair shook his head at Package who was about to duke Arn with the bat. Charles Robinson tends to Hennig. Flair and Luger leave.

Winner: Curt Hennig

Lane and Idol are backstage welding the Demon's casket shut, but the Demon walks up behind them and attacks Lane and Idol. Lane and Idol gain the upper hand and leave Demon laying and run away.

-Commercial Break-

Curt Hennig is laying in an ambulance backstage, they say he broke his wrist.

Flair talks to the camera, he says that Package has broken everyone's arm, and everyone else better watch out, because their arm is next.

Match 6: Lane w/ Idol vs. Norman Smiley

Norman Smiley comes out wearing North Carolina basketball gear. Idol joins the commentary group. He explains that Rats are women. Lane dances in the ring, and then punches Norman, Norman whips Lane into the ropes misses clothesline, leap frogs Lane on the rebound, and then tries to Sunset flip Lane, but Lane avoids the maneuver. Lane with a suicide dive to the outside area, but Norman moves out of the way. Irish whip into the ropes, Norman hits his airplane body slam. Norman starts the big (Copyright Tyler Riggs: LoP) wiggle, but Norman receives a kick to the sensitive area from Lane. Lane goes for a high risk move, but Norman moves out of the way, Norman does the Giant Swing on Lane, as Miss Hancock joins the festivities. Miss Hancock gets on the broadcast table, and starts dancing, Norman locks the Norman conquest on Lane, and gets the win.

Winner: Norman Smiley

The Kiss Demon comes out to take out Lane and Idol and help out Norman who was getting double teamed. Norman and the Demon clear the ring.

Mean Gene is talking to Sid backstage, Sid says Uncensored is final judgment day for Jarrett.

Tank Abbott is shown arriving at the arena, he is pretty mad, Tony says he wasn't scheduled to be there tonight.

-Commercial Break-

We come back, and Tank Abbott is saying that he beat the heck out of Sid last week and Sid should go buy a lottery ticket because he's the luckiest man alive. Tank says that they can't take him off TV, Tank says there is no one in WCW that can touch him, and he says that he isn't leaving the ring tonight, they can send their matches down but he isn't leaving the ring.

Match 7: La Parka vs. ???

La Parka walks in the ring, and Tank takes him out. Doug Dillenger comes down and says he wants nothing to do with it. The next man to come down, is Meng. Security tries to stop him, but he walks through them. JJ Dillon is out and tries to stop Meng, and says Meng was suspended for 60 days. Tank gets out of the ring and walks away I guess.

-Commercial Break-

We go on the tape, for one of those Terry Bolea interviews. Terry talks about the Indian Strap Match at the PPV, and as he straps Flair's body and as his skin starts to bubble off his body...blah. If you're reading this report anywhere other than Lordsofpain, it was stolen.

Match 8: Kidman w/ Torrie vs. Stevie Ray

Stevie comes out with J. Biggs and Big T and 4X4. Kidman says that he knew this wouldn't be a one on one, so let's get introduced to his partner. The New Harlem Heat immediately attacks Kidman before he can introduce his partner. Booker comes out to a huge pop. Booker Takes out Stevie Ray and then is covered by Big T, but Big is the recipient of an Axe Kick, Booker hits the sidewalk slam on Stevie, , Booker covers Big, but Stevie makes the save, this is officially a tag match now. Booker gets the big boot from Stevie Ray on the rebound from the ropes. Big and Stevie whip Booker into the ropes, and Booker gives them a double clothesline. Booker gives Stevie a back body drop out of the ring, Booker hits the rock bottom on Big T, Kidman hits a flying elboy drop from the top rope, covers Big T, but 4x4 pulls the Ref out, and Stevie hits everyone with a slapjack, and then, Big T covers Kidman and gets the pin.

Winners: Harlem Heat 2000 via Screwjob.

Jarrett tells the Wall it's his time to shine backstage.

Dustin Rhodes is shown walking.

-Commercial Break-

Dustin Rhodes comes out with Barb Wire to the old music of Barry Windham and Curt Hennig.

Dustin says that he knocked Funk unconscious two weeks ago, and last week he dang near broke his back, but Funk keeps getting up and coming for more. Besides being an idiotic old fart, Funk still cares what these idiot fans think, and he'll prove it to them everynight. But Rhodes thinks that they are nothing but ungrateful - -. Rhodes runs down the internet fans. Rhodes says he wants to give Funk a chance to satisfy these people, so that Rhodes can wrap that barbwire around his skull and make it bleed. This brings Terry Funk out. Funk mumbles some words, calls Rhodes a chicken. Funk says he's like his dad, an overbearing fat obnoxious egg sucking dog. Funk has a garbage sack, and says that his daddies bastard child is in the bag, his little baby brother. Funk pulls out a dripping chicken, and throws it Rhodes head. Funk says if he wants a barbwire match, they can do it right now. Rhodes throws powder in Funk's eyes, and with three moves wipes out Terry Funk. Rhodes gives Funk a pair of Piledrivers, Rhodes challenges Funk to get up. Funk hits a low blow on Rhodes. Funk scoopslams Rhodes on the (rubber tipped) wire, and Rhodes runs to the back. Funk grabs the chicken and walks away.

Winner: Terry Funk

Jeff Jarrett is shown making his way to the ring with the Wall walking also, and Sid and Vampiro are going to be on the other side of the ring.

-Commercial Break-

Main Event: Jeff Jarrett/The Wall vs. Sid Vicious/Vampiro

Jarrett says he's had a change of heart, he says he's been tough on the ladies lately. Tonight he says the fans want to see the fans stand at ringside. Jarrett says that everytime Vampiro or Sid look at the girls to give them something a little extra. Jarrett THEN sends all the girls to the back. Tony announces that the stipulation for Luger/Sting is that it's a Lumberjack match, and all the lumberjacks are men that have had their arms broken by Luger.

Sid and Wall go at it on the outside, and Vampiro and Jarrett inside. Sid pounds the Wall with many various objects from the announce table and hits him with different kicks, keeping the Wall sucking for breath. Vampiro comes out briefly and helps Sid out, but Vampiro gets distracted. Back in the ring, it's the Wall and Vampiro. Vampiro slaps the chest of Wall, Vampiro whipped into the ropes, Jarrett kicks Vampiro, Wall hits a Backbreaker on Vampiro, and then kicks Vampiro in the head knocking him to the mat. Jarrett back into the ring, works over Vampiro. Vamprio thrown into two corners, Jarrett into the ropes, slides under Vampiro, Vampiro hits the Rock Bottom on Jarrett. Sid tagged in, Sid catches Jarrett, and hits a big back-breaker. Sid with a huge leg-drop. Sid with a chokeslam, the pin is broke up by the Wall. Vampiro with a spinning side kick from the top rope, Vampiro goes to the top ropes again, but the Wall knocks him down, Sid clotheslines Jarrett to the outside, The Wall and Sid have each other in the chokeslam, Sid accidentally knocks out the ref, Jarrett hits the guitar on Sid, Wall chokeslams Sid, Wall chokeslams Vampiro, Jarrett covers Sid, the ref sees it, covers, and Jarrett wins.