Raw is War Results
February 14, 2000
Commentators: Jim Ross and Michael Cole

Standard WWF Title followed by the Raw Title and fireworks. Welcome to the
San Jose Arena in San Jose, CA for Raw is War LIVE! 2 weeks away from No
Way Out

The Radicals come out for the opening interview. (Read Saturn's latest
commentary at Perrysaturn.com It's hilarious.) After The Radicals get in
the ring, DX's music hits. Tori's in a neckbrace. All these guys in the
ring and Steph gets the stick first. She sounds pissed. They show Kane
attacking Tori last Thursday on the Titan Tron. Steph claims Tori was an
innocent victim and it was all of the fans that made Kane react the way he
did. She said Kane was going to do the right thing until the fans reaction
made her tombstone Tori. She says suffering is what the fans are going to
get tonight and hands the mic to HHH. HHH says up until now, maybe they've
been too nice to their adversaries. Starting tonight, there will be no
mistakes, kindness and damn weakness. It starts with Too Cool. Sexay gets
Road Dogg. Scotty gets Bad Ass. Speaking of ass, Saturn and Malenko get
Rikishi. Rock gets Chris Benoit. Kane gets HHH and a partner of his
choosing in a handicap matchbecause he don't play well with others and he
needs to be taught about respect. Says Kane has to realize women should be
treated as equals or in your case as superiors. HHH sets up Kane vs. X-pac
at No Way Out in a No Holds Barred Match if he can win his match tonight.
Too Cool's music hits. As Too Cool gets to the bottom of the ramp, Kane's
music hits. As Kane and Paul Bearer get down the ramp, Rock's music hits
and all hell breaks loose in the ring. DX and The Radicals get cleaned out
of the ring.

**Commercial**

**No .1 Conterder to Tag Title Match**
Edge w/Christian vs. JeffHardy w/Matt vs. D-Von Dudley w/Buh-Buh Ray
Yes, this is a singles competition with the winners team getting a shot at
the titles. If I remember right, Matt has a seperated should. Edge and
Jeff double team D-Von right off the bat making this a handicap match. Edge
misses a jump of Jeff's back plancha giving a D-Von an opening to mount an
offense. Edge is knocked outside leaving Jeff and D-Von in the ring. After
a couple near falls, Edge climbs the rope and hits a missle drop kick.
Buh-Buh jumps on the apron, but Matt and Christian double team hem. Edge
gets a near after Jeff interrupts the count. Jeff hits the Swantom. Edge
interrupts the count. Jeff and Edge get into it, but still end up double
teaming D-Von. Jeff misses a clotheline then walks right into Edge's spear.
D-Von hits a reverse DDT for the pinfall on Edge. The Hardy's and
Edge/Christian get into a jawing match
Winners and Number 1 Contenders to the Tag Titles: D-Von Dudley via
reverse DDT

Mark Henry and Mae Young are shown at a hotel trying to check in. The clerk
asks for joining rooms and Mark says no. They want a room together. In
fact, he wants to honeymoon sweet. As they walk away, the clerk looks like
he's going to throw up.

**Commercial**

Road Dogg vs. Grandmaster Sexay
O.K. Seriously now. Someone tell Road Dogg he's the heel and make him
stick to it. This ladies and gentlemen thing is getting old too. God,
Sexay's pop was pretty big. So, who's the heel here? Road Dogg attacks
from behind and gets booed. Wait a minute, less than a minute ago, he was
a heel. Sexay hits a reverse russion leg sweep and Road Dogg rolls out.
Sexay with a baseball slike outside and hits Dogg's head off the steps.
Road Dogg uses a closed fist and starts dancin playing the role of a heel
again. Sexay starts dancing with him then hits a "Rikishi like" superkick
to the jaw. Sexay hits a top rope bulldog. He goes for it again and gets
thrown off and ends up stradling the opposite turnbuckle. Road Dogg with a
kick to the gut and then a kick to the back of the head for a two count.
Sleeper hold then Road Dogg goes for a suplex, but gets blocked and Sexay
crothches Dogg on the ropes. Sexay "rips" off the shirt and takes control.
Sexay does the "Thriller" then hits a powerslam. Sexay looks for the
glasses before he goes to the top. Sexay goes for the hip hop drop, but
Road Dogg moves. Pumphandle for a three by Road Dogg
Winner: Road Dogg via Stretch Armstrong(?)

Mae and Mark shown getting off the elevator. They open the door and Mark
carries her across the threshold. He puts the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the
door.

Godfather and D'Lo shown with a bunch of hos coming toward the ring.

**Commercial**

Godfather/D'Lo w/hos vs. Headcheese
"It's time once again for....." Godfather to use the same boring
catchphrase. Al Snow tries to hypnotize a personality in to Steve Blackman.
Funny stuff. Blackman takes the watch, looks at it, and stuffs it into
Al's mouth. Godfather tells Blackman to relax and show some personality.
He suggests that he, Blackman and the Ho's go downtown and light it up all
night long. Blackman says no and the match starts. Snow and Godfather
start. Collar-elbow tie up. Godfather gets some early offense then
misses with an elbow drop. Snow and Blackman argue as GF tags in D'Lo.
Scoop slam by Al Snow and tags Blackman in. Brown hits a drop toe hold, but
screws up an Irish Whip. Three kicks by Blackman into another Irish Whip
and shoulder block. Snow is outside dancing with one of the ho's and it
caught Blackman's attention. D'Lo hits a schoolboy for the pin.
Winners: Godfather and D'Lo via schoolboy

Mae and Mark shown in the hotel room. Mae is sitting on Mark's lap. Mae
says she's going to slip into something comfortable and mark should do the
same thing.

Rock shown coming to the ring.

**Commercial**

7 weeks to Wrestlemania 2000 which I can't get because of my damn cable. I
gotta find someway to get all 12 hours.

Kurt Angle comes out and talks about the many changes in Europe since he won
the Euro title. Economy is up, suicide is down and tourism has risen 16
percent while in America stock market has plummeted, crime rate is at an
all-time high and towns like San Jose fall into a deeper depression.
Ironcially, this has all occured since Jericho won the IC strap. Kurt feels
it's his duty to do the same for America as he's done for Europe and he
challenges Y2J at No Way Out for the IC title. He thinks he could represent
better than someone who calls himself an ayatollah. Angle calls Jericho
out. Jericho doesn't come out right away and Kurt says he's probably down
in Hollywood with Chyna making a mockery out of the industry. Clips from
the Tonight Show with Chyna are shown. Angle says he was on Leno once and
he didn't embarass himself. He never embarrasses himself because of the
3-I's. He gets through intensity and integrity and Jericho's music hits.
Welcome to Raw is Jericho (anyone ever come up with a new catchphrase?)
Confusius once siad if you don't have nothing important to say, shut the
hell up. Jericho said since Angle has been babbling on that mic, America
has falling asleep. Jericho sees a ridiculous special olympics jackass.
Jericho says he don't know about the title shot at No Way Out, but he does
feel like dishing out a beating right now. Jericho and Angle brawl until
the officials come out. Chyna comes down the ramp without her gun and she
takes out Kurt Angle with a DDT on the floor.

Mark Henry is shown in bed waiting for Mae Young. Mae says it will be just
a minute and she'll be out. Henry takes off his boxers (under the covers).
Mae comes out wearing a red teddy and jumps in bed with Mark. King looks
like he's going to throw up in his crown. Rock and Benoit...next.

**Commercial**

Moments ago....Chyna lays out Kurt Angle

Chris Benoit w/Eddie Guerrero vs. The Rock
Hey, hey...no annoying mic work..yet. Rock stomping away on Benoit. Benoit
with some chops. Rocky kicks Benoit while he's down. Benoit reverses an
Irish Whip but goes down too quick. Benoit with a clothesline followed by a
suplex and back breaker for a near fall. Rocky with a swinging neckbreaker
after a reversal on a whip for a two. Rock with more forearms and a choke
on a rope. Eddie grabs Rock's foot and Benoit gets a near fall. Benoit
kicks Rock while he's down. Eddie gets a coupel more cheap shots and Rock
falls outside. Benoit goes out and Rock walks away. Rcok gets a couple
rights then gets thrown into the ringpost. Benoit knocks Rock onto the
announce table and hits him with a chair. Back in the ring, Benoit gets a
two count. Benoit has a hammerlock then goes for the cross armbreaker.
Rock tries to block and does. Benoit lets go and chops Rock. Rock with a
massive clothesline. Rock misses a right hand and Benoit hits a belly to
back for another near fall. Rock with a DDT and Eddie jumps on the apron to
distract the ref. Eddie gets his clock cleaned by Rock. Benoit slaps on
the crossface in the middle of the ring. Rock edges towards the ropes and
gets a rope break. More knife edge chops. Rock reverses and gets chops of
his own. Samoan Drop on Benoit for a near fall. Spinebuster on Benoit, but
Chris gets up. Benoit knocked over the top by a clothesline. Rock chases
him up the ramp. Eddie attacks the ref. Big Show's not in Hawaii. Big
Show in wrestling gear attacks the Rock. Benoit hits a bridging German
Suplex for the win. Rock goes after Big Show. Benoit, Show, and Eddie
triple team Rock. Benoit goes up for the headbutt.
Winner: Chris Benoit via Bridging German Suplex

**Commercial**

Moments ago...Big Show attacking the Rock

Michael Cole interview Big Show. He asks him what his reaction to what just
happened. TBS says it's a work of art. That's just a piece of what is
going to happen. TBS is going to Wresltmania.

Mae and Mark shown again after doing...you know... Henry gives Mae her
present. A box of sweet chocolates from Sexual Chocolate. Mae gives Mark
his present. It's edible panties. Mae puts them on and crawls back into
bed. Mark turns the lights off and says, mmmm...Tooty Fruit.

Mr. Ass vs. Scotty Too Hotty
Uhh...why is Bad Ass coming out to Road Dogg's music? This time, Road Dogg
says he's going to say something different. Kinda cool, but still not
getting over as a heel. Bad Ass does his suck it thing. Bad Ass not
wasting any time in teh corner. Nice shorts. A little VD touch. Scoop slam
by Gunn followed by another one. Big fist off the second rope then Scotty
Too Hotty mounts an offense. He gets some fist in the corner followed by a
bulldog. Scotty does the Worm into the elbow drop. That has to be the
loudest pop so far tonight. Mr. Ass gets up and hits a jackhammer. Mr. Ass
hits the splash, but Sexay is on the apron and hits Mr. Ass with a right.
Scotty gets the pin and victory. A pissed off Mr. Ass attacks Scotty and
throws him out of the ring.
Winner: Scotty Too Hotty via pinfall

Kevin Kelly waiting outside the Rock's locker room waiting to get insulted
again.

**Commerical**

Moments ago....Scotty upsets Mr. Ass

**Lightheavyweight Title Match**
Crash w/Hardcore Holly vs. Esse Reios w/Lita
Hate to gloat, but I told you Mr. Vogel (who told me in three e-mails they
never said Amy's name last night). It's my job to pay attention. Crash
with an armbar. Reios with an awesome skytwisting armbar. Crash puts Reios
on the turnbuckle that Reios turns into a bad tornado DDT. Knife edge chops
on Crash. Crash throws Reios into the ropes. Crash goes for a splash in
the corner and gets crotched. Reios hits a neckbreaker off the second rope
for a two count. Reios with a spinning heel kick. Crash ducks out the
ring. Reios with a hurricanrana off the apron. Lita then hits a
hurricanrana of her own outside. Reios hits a suplex then drags Crash over
for a HUGE moonsault for the three count. Lita then hits a moonsault of her
own and Reios counts to three.
Winner and Still Lightheavyweight Champion: Esse Reios

Kevin Kelly is still waiting for his weekly punishment outside the Rock's
locker room.

**Commercial**

Moments ago..>Reios hitting the moonsault. The Holly's are still in the
ring and Hardcore is giving him a tounge lashing. Hardcore says he knows
Crash has problems with women and that's ok. It's a good thing Crash has
that right hand because that's the only women he'll get. Then he calls him
illiterate and tells him to get out of the ring and watch how to kick ass.

Hardcore Holly vs. Tazz
I love Tazz's music. Hardcore in control in the corner. Boot to the face
and a powerslam by Holly. Holly beats Tazz down. Tazz gets a kick to the
face, but Holly retaliates with an inverted atomic drop. Tazz with tough
right hands, but Holly ends up getting a choke on Tazz. Drop kick by Holly
and Holly celebrates. Norther lights suplex by Tazz. Tazz with a short
clothesline. Drop toe hold followed by forearms on Holly. Tazz slaps it
on. Crash comes in to break up the Kata Hajime. Crash gets a Tazzplex and
the match is over.
Winner: Tazz via DQ

Kelly is still outside the Rock's locker room and Rock storms out.

**Commercial**

Rikishi Phatu vs. Perry Saturn/Dean Malenko
Saturn and Malenko waste no time and double team Rikishi. A double team
where Rikishi actually hurts Malenko and Saturn. Awesome Diamond cutter
type move on Malenko. Samoan Drop on Saturn. Malenko crawls to the corner
where Saturn is and Rikishi puts his butt in their face. Double wishbone
and double leg drop. They try to double suplex Rikishi. Rikishi suplexes
both of them at the same time. Rikishi throws Malenko in the corner, but
Saturn pulls him out of the way. Saturn and Malenko double team again, but
Rikishi clotheslines Malekno and superkicks Saturn. Rikishi hits the
Rikishi Driver and starts to pull Malenko the corner, but Saturn gets in the
way. Rikishi goes for the driver on Saturn, but Saturn sneaks out and
Rikishi hits a belly-to-belly. Rikishi drags them to the corner to set up
the Bonzai Drop, but Eddie comes odwn and hits Rikishi with an ankle.
Saturn and Malenko work on the ankle with the pipe. Too Cool comes down and
clears the ring (?!?)
Winner: Rikishi via DQ

HHH and Steph shown walking towards the ring.

**Commercial**

WWF Free For All...Tori getting tombstoned on Smackdown last week