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RAW Results for 11-15-99
Hosted by: Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
RAW starts with the entrance of D-X.
HHH grabs the mic. HHH says he is not in the mood for the asshole chant.
He then goes on to talk about Survivor Series. He says that a crime was committed, and his
property was stolen.
He says that no one beat him. He says that he has been a thorn in Vince's side since he
won the belt.
He says that is why Vince took the belt from him. He said that Vince has tried everything
and HHH has over come it all.
HHH says it is because he is that damn good.
He says that tonight Vince will pay for his crime. He says D-X will be the judge, jury and
executioner.
Vince comes out. Vince says that he notices that HHH is upset. He agrees that people
should pay for crimes.
He says that X-pac should worry about doing time. He says that Road Dog may find out what
doggie style is.
He shows the crime that D-X committed last night. He rolls the footage of Austin's ordeal
last night.
Vince asks if they did it. He says before HHH answers he will let the detectives ask the
questions.
Detectives and police officers come to the ring to arrest D-X.
(commercial)
Match One: Mankind vs. Val Venis
Mankind does a Val Venis type bit. He says that he is a lot like the Steelers.
They both suffered a disappointment yesterday, but will kick ass tonight. Val doesn't even
get to do his bit.
As soon as he speaks, Mankind hits him from behind. Venis slams Foley into the corner.
He then chokes Mankind with his feet. Val follows all of that up with a Russian leg sweep.
Mankind fights back until he gets clothes lined in the corner. Mankind comes back quickly
and goes for socko.
As soon as he grabs it Val hits him with a right hand. Mankind catches Val in a double arm
DDT.
he then gets socko on his hand. Val dodges it and hits Foley.
Val jumps off of the ropes and Mankind catches him with socko. Val goes down and the ref
rings the bell.
Winner: Mankind
D-X is in the back. The detective asks Road Dog what his
real name is. he says First name Deez last name Nuts. X-pac stands up and says that it is
bullshit, and wants to know if they are under arrest. The detectives say that they are the
main suspects in an attempted vehicular homicide. HHH says that the suspect should be
Vince because he has been trying to get Austin out for years. HHH then says that normally
he would have two words for them but until his lawyer gets here he has nothing to say.
(commercial)
Luna is in the back giving a present to Steph and Test.
It is a stuffed squirrel. Luna says that she has found someone special too.
Match Two: The Godfather vs. Kurt Angle
Godfather comes in and does his usually bit. Kurt comes out with all of his metals.
Godfather says that before the people start booing him he will trade his gold metal for
the hoes. Kurt says that he is here to wrestle. Godfather rolls up Angle quickly. The
crowd boos him once again. Angle tries different mat wrestling moves on Godfather.
Godfather nearly takes Kurt's head off with a clothesline. Godfather goes for the ho train
but a fan comes to ringside. The sign said that WWF means World Wide Filth. Kurt takes
this advantage and pins Godfather for the win.
Winner: Kurt Angle
The police are shown knocking on Vince's door to ask him
questions.
(commercial)
Vince is with the cops. He says that he and
Austin did have differences but they were professional and close in that respect. the
detectives ask about the associates. Vince says that they wold have to ask him.
Match Two: Chris Jericho vs. Gangrel
w/Luna
Jericho comes out. Chris looks upset. Luna comes out with Gangrel. He must be the person
that she has found. Chyna comes out with a pair of giant clippers. She reminds Chris of
his promise. Kitty is dressed like a nurse...kinda. Kitty pulls out a small pair of
scissors and says that they are more his size. Chyna shows him some birth control pills
followed by tampons. She then says that he smells and pulls out a can of summers eve.
Gangrel attacks Chris from behind. Chris knees Gangrel and the clotheslines him. Chyna and
Kitty come down to the ring and Chris yells at them to leave. Gangrel takes advantage of
Chris' distraction. Chris catches Gangrel in the Walls of Jericho. Chyna comes on the
apron to distract him once again. Gangrel gets the pin. Jericho walks away and he looks
like he has snapped.
Winner: Gangrel
Big Show is in the back talking to Vince. Show says that
he wants Bossman. Vince says that he has Bulldog and that Vince makes the desicions.
Vince walks to the D-X locker room. He says that Road Dog
will fight Al Snow and Billy will face Test. He then says that HHH will start at eh bottom
rung and face Kane.
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The detectives are asking the associates questions.
Gerald says that Vince is a good person. Pat talks about how Austin held Vince hostage.
The Acolytes are in the back playing cards. Hebner comes
up to them and tells the m that couple of guys are here to see them. They go to the back
and confront them. The guys say that there is unfinished business. Bradshaw and Faarooq go
up against the four men and take them out. After they take them out they say they will
find a fight.
(commercial)
The Acolytes are shown walking into a room. The four men
are in the room and The Acolytes take care of them once again.
Match Three: The Big Show vs. The British
Bulldog(World Title Match)
The Bulldog brings out the Posse. Bulldog starts the match by pounding on Big Show, Big
Show quickly chokeslams him. The Posse comes in the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: The Big Show
Cole is in the back with Rocky. Rock says that he accepts
Bossman's challenge for the Hardcore match with the number one contendership at stake. The
police comes up and asks Rock if he is aware that the car that hit Austin was registered
under his name. Rock says that he reported that car stolen yesterday before the incident
happened. Rock asks if the cops like doughnuts. The cop says yes. he tells them to go get
a doughnut, squeeze the jelly out, turn it sideways and stick it up their asses. he tells
them to write all that down.
(commercial)
King is in the back with the cops. he says that Ross was
acting kinda funny last night.
Match Four: Road Dogg vs. Al Snow
Road does does his usual bit. Road Dogg hits Al Snow early. Snow grabs Jessie's balls.
They go to the outside and battle. Road Dogg gets a neck breaker. Snow headbuts James a
few times. Snow climbs the ropes and moosaults onto Road Dogg. Road Dogg comes back and
gets a tow count. Road Dogg follows that with a Russian leg sweep. Road Dogg gets a pump
handle slam for the win. After the match Snow goes crazy in the ring. Mankind comes in.
Winner: Road Dogg Jessie James
Mankind tries to comfort Snow. Mankind says that
Pittsburgh still likes him. Mankind says that he also likes him. Mankind starts the crowd
in a "for he's a jolly good fellow" song. Mankind says that the office said that
both Snow and Mankind need a vacation. He says that they are going to Vegas.
(commercial)
Kane is in the back with Torrie. X-pac draws Kane away
and HHH and X-pac attack him.
Chris grabs the cameraman and brings him into room. Chris
has Chyna in a room tied up. he says this is not as funny as embarrassing him. Chris says
that he lost his career yesterday. he says that he wants her to admit that he should be
the champ. he screams at her. She tells him to go screw himself. He grabs a hammer and
says for her to tell them again. She tells him to do what he has to do. He says that she
called his bluff. he then beats her with a hammer.
(commercial)
Medics are in the back with Chyna. Her hand is very
purple and bloody.
Match Five: Test vs. Billy Gunn
Test gets a sidewalk slam. They go to the outside and Test slams Billy on the table. Billy
regains the upper hand and slams Test's face on the guard rail. Test throws Billy into the
ring post. They go back into the ring. Gunn chokes Test with the ropes. Billy hammers at
Test's nose. Test comes back with a gut wrench powerbomb. Test falls down and holds his
nose. They get back up and Test gets a big boot. Test gets a neck breaker for a two count.
Gunn goes for the Fame-Ass-er but test blocks it. Test rolls up Gunn for the win. Gunn
gets the Fame-Ass-er after the match.
Winner: Test
An interview with Arnold is shown. He says that he had a
great time on SmackDown.
HHH is shown walking to the ring.
(commercial)
Vince comes out for guest commentating.
Match Six: HHH vs. Kane
Kane comes down the ramp and X-pac comes from behind and attacks him. HHH chases after
him. They come back down the ramp and battle to the ring. Kane gets a giant powerbomb.
he then picks HHH up and chokes him. HHH gets two swinging neck breakers. HHH gives Kane
several right hands to the face. HHH then gets a big DDT on Kane. HHH climbs the ropes and
Kane grabs him and body slams him. Kane climbs the ropes and jumps to HHH with a flying
clothesline. The match goes to the outside and HHH whips him into the steps. HHH then goes
over to Vince and hits him. Vince goes into the ring and HHH knocks him out. The ref calls
for the bell. Vince gets up and beats on HHH. Kane gets a chokeslam on him.
Winner: HHH(DQ)
Bossman is shown in the back getting ready for his match.
Rock is shown walking around in the back.
Main Event: Big Bossman vs. The
Rock(Hardcore Match)
This match will determine the number one contender. The match quickly goes to the crowd.
They come back to the ring area and Rock hits Bossman with a glass pitcher. He then clubs
Bossman with a stick. The match goes up the ramp and Rock get a rock bottom on the ramp.
Albert comes out and attacks Rock. Albert hits Bossman with a chair on accident. Rock then
nails Albert. Rock then gets the People's Elbow. Bossman hits Rock because of a
distraction for the win. Rock goes crazy and gets a chain and destroys Bossman and Albert.
he then attacks all of the officials.
Winner: Big Bossman