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WWF
RAW
Hosted by: Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
Match
One: Big Show and Kane vs. Big Bossman and Viscera
At the beginning of the match Bossman runs away from Big Show. Kane catches him outside
and throws him back in.
The match quickly unravels and X-Pac comes out. X-pac gives Kane and X-Factor. Viscera
quickly covers for the win.
After the match Torrie gets in X-pac's face and X-pac lays her out.
Winner: Bossman and Viscera
Clips of Test's
and Stephanie's relationship are shown.
D-X comes out.
HHH has a flower on his leather jacket.
Strange music starts playing. HHH says that he appreciates the disco and it shuts off.
He says that he will talk directly to Vince.
He says that warnings were laid out but Vince crossed the line. He says that Vince has
made it personal.
He says that D-X has a TOP(Temporary Order of Protection) on Vince.
HHH says that he will show why Vince has that put on him. He shows the footage of Vince
ramming the D-X limo.
HHH says that Vince will be hurt at Armageddon. He says that he will beat Vince within
inches of his life and he will pay no penance for his sins.
Hunter says that for everyone that tuned in to see the wedding he has bad news. He says
there will be no wedding tonight.
Vince comes out. He says that D-X does need protection from him because there is nothing
that he would do to protect his family.
Vince says that he will have some of HHH's blood on his hands.
Vince says after the PPV it will be game over. Vince says that Test wants HHH in the ring
for a wedding present..
Vince says that X-pac and the Outlaws will face Mankind, Rock and a partner of their
choosing.
He then says that no one will be involved in the wedding. He says if anyone under WWF
contract gets involved he will fire their ass.
(commercial)
Al Snow is
shown talking to head. He says that he wants to be Rock and Mankind's partner.
Match
Two: Matt Hardy vs. Edge
Edge attempts a swinging neck breaker but it is countered. Matt gets a DDT from the second
rope. Edge gets a clothesline and follows it with a bely to back suplex. Matt gets a
suplex from the top rope. Edge drop kicks Matt to the outside. Matt and Edge bring Jeff
and Christian in. All four men fight in the ring. Edge gets a spear for the win.
Winner: Edge
Steph's
Bachelorette party is shown. They are playing truth or dare. Steph is asked if her and
Test got it on yet. She says that she can not kiss and tell.
(commercial)
Chyna comes
out.
Chyna says that her thumb felt much better after she whacked Jericho on the head with the
hammer. She says she didn't press charges on Chris because she wants to punish him
herself. She tells him to come out because she can beat him with one hand anyway. Chris
comes out. He calls her a jacked up mutant. He says that he would love to go to the ring
and beat her flabby jello ass but he can't. He shows the clip of SmackDown. He says that
is why he can't fight tonight. He says that he could not eat for Thanksgiving because he
was throwing up. He says that he can fight her at the PPV. Kitty comes out behind him. She
has a Fire Extinguisher. Chyna tells him to chill out. Kitty sprays him with it.
The party is
shown again. Champagne comes. Mae seems to fight to get a glass.
(commercial)
Match
Three: The Godfather vs. Steve Blackman
Blackman runs in and attacks Godfather from behind. Godfather gets a big clothesline.
Godfather gets a leg drop for a two count. Blackman kicks Godfather in the solar plexes
for the win.
Winner: Steve Blackman
The Acolytes
are shown playing cards with The Dudley Boyz.
The party is
shown again. Everyone is dancing and having fun. Mae doe a few crotch shops.
(commercial)
Al Snow and
Mankind are in the back. Al Snow says Rock could stand outside of the ring and they could
take on D-X. Al Snow says he hates Rocky.
Match
Four: Too Cool vs. The Hollys
Hardcore comes out and says that they are not Super Heavyweights. Hardcore says that Fatu
is though. He says that he has enough ass to make a total eclipse of the sun.
Hardcore says that Fatu has more dimples on his ass than a golf ball. Fatu attacks Crash
and throws him into the ring. Too Cool double teams Crash. They quickly take care of Crash
for the win. After the match Hardcore attacks Too Cool. Fatu comes in and takes care of
him.
Winner: Too Cool
The party is
shown again. A girl brings in Carlos " The Electrician" He strips for them. Mae
and Moolah leave with him.
(commercial)
Match
Five: HHH vs. Test
Test comes out but stops on the ramp. A ref with a Vince mask comes out. Test pounds on
HHH. Test gets a neck breaker. Test climbs on HHH and pounds on him. The stooges are shown
watching the match from the back. They call for Vince to comes watch but he doesn't come.
HHH drops his knee on Test's head. HHH beats Test down. Test fights back and they exchange
blows. HHH gets Test in a head lock. The ref checks Test arm. It goes down once and the
ref smacks Test to wake him up. HHH kicks Test down in the corner. HHH walks towards the
ref. Test gets up. Test gets a power bomb. Test gets a belly to back suplex. He climbs the
ropes, but HHH rolls to the outside. Test jumps at him but HHH hits him. Hunter slams Test
nose first into the table twice. HHH throws Test back in and grabs a chair. The ref takes
it away from him. HHH and the ref argue while Test gets up. HHH gets a face buster. HHH
covers but the ref does not count. HHH lays out the ref. He tries to pull off his mask but
Shane comes out and hits HHH. Test gets an elbow from the top for the win.
Winner: Test
The party is
shown once again. Mae and Moolah come back.
(commercial)
HHH is in the
back with cops. He says that the ref was Vince. He tells them to go and arrest him.
Cole is in the
ring. He shows the gravy match from SmackDown. He brings out the EMT that was involved.
Her name is Barbara Bush. She says that her friends call her BB. She says that when Ivory
took off her shirt it was very humiliating. She challenges Ivory to and evening gown
match. Ivory comes out. Ivory says that BB is not to bright. She says that BB means Blonde
Bimbo and Big Boobs. She says that she will give a show now. Ivory takes off her jacket.
She then rips BB's shirt off.
Vince is in the
back. He says that if he was going to go out he wold not wear a mask. The stooges say that
Vince was with them.
the brides
maids are shown getting ready.
(commercial)
Match
Six: Val Venis vs. Kurt Angle
Oval throws Angle into the corner. Kurt clotheslines Oval to the outside. Kurt throws Oval
into the steps. They go back in and Oval slams Kurt. Oval gets a Russian leg sweep for a
two count. Oval follows that with a spine buster. Bulldog runs out and knocks Val off of
the top rope. Kurt climbs up and gets a suplex from the top. He overs for a two count.
Bulldog runs out. Val runs out and attacks Bulldog. Kurt follows and throws Val back in.
Bulldog hits Val with a chair and Kurt pins for a two count.
Winner: Kurt Angle
The groomsmen are shown getting ready.
Mankind and Al
are talking. Al says that he hates the Rock. Rock is standing right behind him. Rock asks
who Al is. Mankind says his name is Al and he wants to be their partner. Rock says that
tonight it will be Rock, teaming with Al? Rock says that he will answer that question. He
asks Al how he feels about going to the Kings Locker room, getting a dirty jock a mask and
a stick. he says to put the strap, put it on his face. Then take the stick and shove it up
his ass. Mankind tells Al that it looks like he is out.
(commercial)
Match
Seven: X-pac and The Outlaws vs. Rock, Mankind, and Kane
Kane and Billy start it off. Kane gets a big boot. Road Dogg comes in and gets nailed.
Mankind gets tagged in. He goes floor a quick cover on Jessie. X-pac and Rod Dogg attack
Mankind on the outside. Mankind throws Road Dogg into the steps. Mankind gets thrown back
in and Billy goes to work on him. Al Snow is shown sitting in the back. he says that Mick
needs him and he goes to the front. X-pac comes in and he kicks Mankind in the corner.
Mankind gets a spinning heel kick to the face. Gunn comes back in and Mankind punches him.
Billy gets a splash in the corner. X-pac comes back in. He goes for the bronco buster but
Mankind gets socko in his mouth. Mankind get a tag to Rocky. Rock cleans house. All men
are in the ring. Kane throws X-pac outside. Rock gets the Rock Bottom on Billy. Snow comes
in and hits D-X with head. The ref calls for the bell. Rock gets pissed after the match
and gives Al the People's Elbow.
Winner: D-X
The card game
is shown again. Bubba says that he wants F-F-F-...One card. Faarooq says that he is tired
of the stuttering.
The brides
maids are shown getting ready again.
(commercial)
Test and the
groomsmen are shown in the back.
The card game
is shown again. Bubba says that he is betting it all. He dumps out a bunch of change.
Bubba says that he has six aces. A fight breaks out.
D-X is shown in
the back. They are all laughing.
(commercial)
The wedding
begins. The bridesmaids and groomsmen come out. Test comes out to his ring theme.
Vince and Stephanie comes out.
The preacher goes through some blessings. A woman and man are on the stage singing a song
to Steph and Test. The preacher says for anyone that has a problem with the wedding to
speak now. D-X music starts.
HHH comes out.
He says that he knows that no family member or anyone that wasn't invited should not get
involved but he really felt that Vince should take a look at something. He plays a clip of
HHH driving through Vegas. HHH pulls up to the drive through at a wedding chapel. HHH
makes fun of the place. HHH pulls up and he says that he is marrying Steph. He has Steph
passed out in the car. The woman says the usual stuff. HHH says et to the i dos so they
can get out of their. When it comes time for Steph to say "I Do" he acts leans
over her and says I DO in a woman's voice. They get married and drive away. The camera man
is the same person that was giving Steph all the drinks at her party.
Steph is crying
in the ring. HHH says that he can be there because he is family. HHH calls Vince dad. HHH
says that he knows that Vince only has one question...not if but how many times did they
consummate the marriage.